I am pretty much a basic knitter. I
churn out scarves, hats, some shawls, and a few sweaters. Practical,
useful things that are intended to keep the people I care about warm
in the cold weather, sometimes something with a little flair to make
them a bit fabulous, but really, when you get down to it, I'm a basic
knitter.
So please explain to me why, when I saw
the cover of the newest Webs' catalogue, that I went, “Squeeee!”
It has the cutest little snowmen on it! Totes adorbz!
I have in my collection of knitting
books several that give you patterns to make cute little objects.
Knit Your Own Dog, by
Sally Muir and Joanna Osborne. I've got two of those (Volume I
only, though I should probably pick up Volume II). I have a thing
for dachshunds, and since I can't have a real one, why not knit my
own? At least I won't need to scoop up after it.
A few
years ago, when Prince William married Kate Middleton (thus making
her The Princess William) my friends Franco and Adrian, who live in
the UK, sent me a copy of Knit Your Own Royal Wedding.
Fiona Goble put together a delightful tableau of the Queen, Prince
Phillip, and all their family. She even included patterns for the
Queen's corgis. Since the book was published before the royal wedding
actually happened, some of the colours she chose were wrong, but
since it's now in the past, a knitter could make adjustments (she showed Prince William in a blue jacket, when he actually
wore a red one, and the Queen actually wore primrose, instead of blue).
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Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, in primrose, not blue, at Prince William's wedding |
I've
never been interested in the Mochi Mochi knitted figures. When my LYS
did a knit-a-shark knit-along for Shark Week (no, I haven't seen
Sharknado 1 or 2), I
thought they were cute and funny, but had no desire to make one.
Besides, I know that the Polar Vortex would flatten Sharknado. I should look for a pattern for a knitted polar bear.
So
here I am, gazing at the cover of the newest catalogue, totally
entranced. I opened it up, and there, on the inside cover, was the
information for ordering the patterns for not only the snowmen, but
for the cute, stackable trees that are on the cover with them! The
patterns are only $3.99! Not only totes adorbz, but totes affordable!
And if I buy a few other patterns I saw that I liked, it would make
it completely worth it.
Even
if I do order this pattern, I probably won't knit the cute little
snowmen (you can be politically correct and call them snowpeople
if you wish, but I know they're a family of gay snowmen with the
lovely little showchild they adopted from China). This just isn't my
style. On the other hand, along with knitting my stash, next year I
want to challenge myself to go off in new directions, to learn to be
a Knitter, rather than a knitter. I have some really good role models
for this, and maybe now and then I need to knit something a bit
frivolous.